英式没品笑话—光头男人怎么梳发?
2020-01-27
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How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair?
He cuts holes in his pockets.
光头男人怎么梳发?
在裤兜里掏个洞。
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Before the last time the wife and I even attempted sex, she hissed at me and said, "Aren't you going to wear a fucking condom !?"
"No need, there's no bloody way you can bring me to orgasm."
上次我和妻子准备做爱的时候,她突然生气了:“你不打算戴套吗!?”
“没必要,反正看着你我也射不出来。”
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A 10 year old American schoolgirl has been praised for refusing to answer a maths question which asked her to compare the weights of three females. Quite right too ...
How the fuck is a 10 year old supposed to do sums with numbers as big as an American womans' weight?
美国一10岁女学生拒绝回答老师的问题反而受到了表扬,因老师要她比较三个女性的体重。其实也没错啦…
一个10岁小孩怎么他妈的能运算像美国女人的体重那么大的数字?
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